Today internets, I'm wearing dress pants. Yes you heard that right. I haven't worn dress pants in oh 3 years? Not much need when you work with a baby who is likely to spit up on you at any moment or a two year old who likes to touch everything including wet and sticky things and then touch you. The reason for my fancy pants? Could it be the trip to the cardiologist today at ten am? I'd like to say yes, but why bother being dishonest? The truth is that both of my two pairs of jeans that actually fit me are soaked in urine. The first thing wrong with that sentence is that I only own two pairs of pants that fit me, the second is how does one manage to get two pairs of pants soaked in urine when presumably they were not wearing both pairs of pants at the same time. The first one is a lesson in how not to clean the bathroom. Which is to say that cleaning the bathroom should not involve dropping something into the open toilet bowl as the backsplash may hit you. YUCK. The second one is a lesson in not leaving the baby's diaper open any longer than necessary especially whilst said baby is lying on your side of the bed and is in aiming range of your leg. My pants were not the only casualty in that second one.
And there you have it internets. Today I am wearing my fancy pants. Let's hope they bring good luck at the cardiologist appointment. Not that luck has anything to do with it. I'll update afterwards.
UPDATE!!: Skyler's heart is absolutely perfect!! Yay fancy pants!!